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  • Things parents forget to tell their children:.

    kmanovaere:

    fire-onthe-mountain:

    • Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
    • Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
    • Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
    • Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)
    • Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
    • Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
    • You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory. 
    • Sometimes people get butt acne. 
    • You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.
    • You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best. 
    • You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.
    • You can even think whatever the hell you want.
    • People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders. 
    • You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.

    Worth a re-blog. Common sense and good advice well stated.

    (via helloworldimjorge)

    Walk into class and see a sub

    thats-so-true:

    Walk into class and see a sub

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    when it’s the mean one

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    when it’s the one who lets you do nothing

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    When it’s the fun one

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    when it’s the boring one

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    from That’s So True http://ift.tt/1zqYnMF

    thorsies:

    having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

    (via sirpastydick)

    phemiec:

    sweaterkittensahoy:

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    ineloquentformalities:

    reallymadscientist:

    twotommyolivers:

    Some context: entering this season, no woman had completed a televised course in either Japanese or American Ninja Warriors. I’d also argue that ANW’s qualifying courses are harder than any Stage 1 course on either.

    This woman is a fucking badass. First woman ever to advance!

    I’m not crying your crying

    SHE IS SO STRONG AND GRACEFUL CRIES OPENLY

    I had to look up another version bc lol europe but this is the coolest thing and NEVER have I ever wished so much I could show something to myself as a kid this badly like ugh

    THIS IS SO AWESOME

    I kept laughing every time the commentators lost their shit over her upper body strength. She’s a five-foot gymnast. She probably spent a major chunk of her time on the uneven bars, and that’s nothing BUT upper body strength.

    This was so fucking rad.

    heres a non region locked version btw.

    What a champ.

    (via allisons-y)

    nervoushiccup:

    I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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    he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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    He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

    hey

    you know what sounds good

    a sandwich

    (via allisons-y)

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